Arcane Bullshit

Let the world know that you will lick crystals and you cannot be stopped! Get this 10″ x 3″ matte vinyl bumper sticker screen-printed in white and teal!

It is not enough to simply enjoy crystals, one must also taste them.


3.5" round sparkly vinyl sticker indicating your current destination/goal, which (to be clear, like a crystal) is to proudly lick all the crystals at the crystal store.

Sometimes, it's not whether you win or lose. It's a secret third thing, which is frog.
This sticker is 3.5" tall, black and white, vinyl.

Can’t stop thinking about centipedes while driving? Get this 10″ x 3″ matte vinyl bumper sticker. The perfect sticker to explain your frantic vehicular squiggling!

I wonder, are the centipedes thinking of you too?

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should withstand all the rigours of your dangerous and mysterious vehicular ramblings.

Seven is a pretty high number of coffees, if you think about it on seven coffees. Of course, you will also be able to think about the molecules in your tear ducts and feel the flutter of every dragonfly wing on earth. Also you might poop your pants. Total