For Humans

Bread Frog is 5" in length and 4" wide, made with minky fabric and stuffed with fluff and beans to give him a bit of weight! If you close your eyes and imagine yourself holding a large burger you're very close to imagining holding a froggy.

Massive 60" x 80" woven 100% cotton blanket or tapestry. Made in the USA with 100% USA sourced cotton!
Loom-woven, never printed
Designed in house
Weight: 3lbs
Machine washable
Made with love <3
Artwork by Nick Varg.

These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.

Milk Frog is 5" in length and 4" wide, made with minky fabric and stuffed with fluff and beans to give him a bit of weight! If you close your eyes and imagine yourself holding a large burger you're very close to imagining holding a froggy.

Massive 60" x 80" woven 100% cotton blanket or tapestry. Made in the USA with 100% USA sourced cotton!
Loom-woven, never printed
Designed in house
Weight: 3lbs
Machine washable
Made with love <3

It is not enough to simply enjoy crystals, one must also taste them.


3.5" round sparkly vinyl sticker indicating your current destination/goal, which (to be clear, like a crystal) is to proudly lick all the crystals at the crystal store.

Sometimes, it's not whether you win or lose. It's a secret third thing, which is frog.
This sticker is 3.5" tall, black and white, vinyl.

Can’t stop thinking about centipedes while driving? Get this 10″ x 3″ matte vinyl bumper sticker. The perfect sticker to explain your frantic vehicular squiggling!

I wonder, are the centipedes thinking of you too?

Here is a 3.5" x 3.5" 3-colour vinyl sticker presenting an extremely viable and increasingly popular alternative to modern banking. Turtle time!

The Trolli Dino Rex is imported from Germany. A sanded sugar gummy candy that comes in colourful and vibrant hues in the ferocious and fun shapes of dinosaurs. The only thing that will become extinct will be your appetite!

Trying to keep my shit together - starting with my keys :)

Keychain in soft enamel with gold tone metal and glossy epoxy coating. 1.75" wide. Bag clip is attached to the hardware and can be removed if desired!

Dazzling full-color photographs show more than 250 animals enjoying their favorite foods in this bright and informative introduction to one of the most fundamental animal behaviors.

1.25" hard enamel pins, deluxe two-piece connected with chain. Comes individually packaged with butterfly clasps.

These moths are getting dangerously close to the flame (conveniently on the flip side of the keychain)!
This is a 2.5" wide double-sided 100% embroidery coverage (rather than just a design embroidered on canvas!) with gold metal hardware.

2.5" gold metal plated hard enamel pin
Loads of screen-printed details!
Two posts for stability + custom backing card
Designed locally in Edmonton Alberta